January 2012
Me: Dad, can I ask you a question?
Dad: if it's about sex.. I don't wanna know. Ask your mother.
Me: uh.. I was just going to ask you if my feet smell..
Sex was the farthest conversation.. it wasn't even anywhere on my mind.
Watchgetxgingerready:
thatxlavenderxblonde:
ladygagamakesmewet:
migscast:
oh my god
oh my god
OH MY GOD
HOLY SHIT OMFG
SDFIGJBDNSDKLJNXDKLFMGBSDKD
NO FUCKING WAY
Gaga just rehearsed 'Heavy Metal Lover' in NYC on...
roberttriscoli:
ladyxgaga:
That means that she, for whatever reason, might perform it tonight.
December 2011
In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
DON'T YOU TRY TO CATCH ME, DON'T YOU TRY TO CATCH...
NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ladygagasreactions:
I just applied online at Joe’s Crab Shack and when I was done, it said: “Thank you for your interest in the Host position at Joe’s Crab Shack. At this time, you do not meet our minimum requirements for the position. You are welcome to re-apply after 15 days.”
Is it because I selected “No” for the “Do you like to sing and dance at work?” question?
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